DRAWING LAB #2: BLIND GIRAFFES

It's week two of Drawing Lab! This week's assignment was to do blind contour drawings of giraffes - drawings with as few lines as possible, made while looking only at the original (never the paper). I liked this exercise because I've done a lot of blind contour drawings, but this was a fun twist on it. James liked this exercise because he got to take my comment, "doing giraffes sounds like more fun than doing people," out of context. It's so nice to be surrounded by support.

Seriously, though, giraffes do some cool poses. I love the ones where a big giraffe is leaning down to headbutt a little one, especially... that was the first thing I tried to capture, with more success than I was expecting, actually.

The last bit was superimposing a few giraffes and adding color. I'm actually not sure what happened here...suddenly my giraffes got even leggier.

NETTLE SOUP

I have been feeling like I need to start eating better, but that doesn't come very naturally to me. I am no good at giving up junk. So, my current approach is additive rather than subtractive. I've been having smoothies for breakfast, and a lot of salads. (It's possible that they're mostly iceberg lettuce. I do what I can).

When we moved up here where it's green, we had visions of bountiful gardens. The year that Violet was born, I would sneak outside to hoe the front yard while she was asleep. I was pretty proud of myself, nursing a baby, wrangling a three-year-old, and digging up a garden plot. The seeds took off like crazy. But then, in the night, the deer came.

The next year, James spent every free sunny day down the hill, clearing dead brush and trees and digging post holes for a fence. As weeks passed, we kept counting the veggies we could still hope to plant and harvest by the end of the season. In July, we gave up.

 This year it's March and we haven't so much as flipped through a seed catalogue. We've got plants, though. These guys grow just outside the kitchen door, where they can sting us on the way to the compost pile. I guess it's time to eat them.

This afternoon I put on dish gloves and picked a bunch of leaves. I rinsed them in a colander, simmered some water, and cooked them for two minutes (just long enough to wilt the leaves and take away their sting). I was feeling lazy, so I stirred in some miso and hot sauce and left it at that.

They were OK, actually, very mild in flavor, which is a good thing for me and greens. They weren't at all stingy, but a little fuzzy, which I wasn't that crazy about. Next time I want to pulverize the hell out of them in a smoothie, then maybe try these noodles, which look amazing.

Because, there will be a next time. We have enough nettles to last all year.

LOVE OCTANGLE

Behold, my first foray into designing fabric!

This is actually a remake of a drawing I did a million years ago. Octopi really do have three hearts, apparently. I think it must make things complicated.

Anyway, now it's an infinitely repeating pattern. Available for purchase at Spoonflower, on lots of amazing types of fabric. I got my swatch in the mail today, and it is lovely.

HOW TO MAKE A BATHING SUIT WITH LEGS

I have a war with bathing suits. Even the tolerable ones make me nervous, and it hardly seems worth swimming if I'm too afraid to actually move. I've been meaning for a while (four years, actually, wow) to figure out how to make a bathing suit with legs.

As of this month, it has finally happened! It was surprisingly easy, and the process was very forgiving. The suit fits great - I recently wore it to a water park, and suffered no limitations whatsoever in my aquatic escapades. Here's how it worked:


1. Get a swimsuit fabric, such as lycra/spandex. Four-way stretch is the best - it's much less confusing than something that only stretches in some directions. I got enough to cover my torso four times; instead of dealing with a complicated lining method I just used a double layer of the same stuff.

2. Choose a well-fitting pair of stretchy leggings or shorts and a tank top to base your pattern from. The closer the amount of stretch is to your material, the better, but really you're probably ok with anything. Try the clothes on and put a pin in the shirt to mark where it meets the waistband of the pants.

3. Fold at least one thickness of your fabric in half, fold your shirt and pants in half, and line the fold of the clothing up on the fold of the fabric, with the waistband lined up at the pin you just placed. Don't worry if a bit of the pants fabric sticks out in the crotch area, but do pull the leg of the pants out slightly to the side, as though you were standing with your legs slightly apart.  (In the picture I'm just showing the alignment of the clothing, not the fabric...just put that fold on the swimsuit fabric fold.)

4. Cut around the shape of the clothing, about half an inch out. Make the strap longer (easy to trim later) and thicker, if it's thin like mine - I suggest a minimum of two inches. Err on the side of high in the neckline area, you can always trim it later. At this time, don't cut the crotch area, or, obviously, the fold line. If your shirt and pants don't line up exactly on the outer edge (like the picture), you need to estimate a curve. The most important measurements we're getting in this step are really the hips and chest (as well as the length of the body), so just make sure those areas are right, and estimate the curve in between them. If this step makes you nervous, you could also trace the shape onto a large piece of paper, then cut it out as a pattern.

5. Cut three more, a total of four of the same shape. If you want to think about pattern matching, now is the time to do it. Two of these shapes will form the outside of the suit, and two the lining. Choose two pieces to use for the front of the suit, place them with right sides together, and check the neckline - now is the time to cut it a little lower if you want to (for symmetry, fold the piece in half again while making adjustments).

6. With right sides still together, sew the two pieces for the front of the suit together with the seams shown here: neck, arm holes, and lower hem. Use half inch seam allowance, and a wide zig-zag stitch to give the seams some stretch. There's no need to finish these seams too carefully, as they will all be overlapped at the ends. Turn right-side out.

7. Repeat with the back pieces.

8. Align the front and back of the suit, right sides together, and sew the side seems, finishing well. At this point, you're sewing four layers of stretch fabric, which can be a bit tricky, so go slowly and make sure everything is lining up correctly.

9. Try the suit on. Pull it up to the right height and pull the front and back fabric together in the crotch area. Use pins to mark the correct rise for the crotch. Put it pretty much where it actually feels like it ought to be with the fabric a bit stretched, it should be forgiving enough that you don't need to (and in fact probably shouldn't) leave much extra room here.

10. Fold the suit in half and, using your marker pins (and referencing the leg of your pants again, if you like), cut out an inner leg curve. It doesn't need to be particularly wide. Do keep seam allowance in mind, however.

11. With the suit inside-out, sew the inner leg seam. Start just to one side of the crotch, sew across and down the opposite leg, then repeat in the other direction (see picture, although of course these seams actually go on top of each other). Doubling over the seam in the crotch area gives the suit extra strength to withstand leg movement.

12. Try the suit on one more time, mark where the straps should be attached for the best possible fit.

13. With the suit inside-out, sew across the straps. Trim any excess fabric.

And that's it! It's actually surprisingly fast and easy, or at least mine was.


(Note: if you look at the top picture closely, you'll see that the bottom edges of my suit legs are raw. This is just because after finishing my suit, I decided that I wanted the legs shorter. Following these directions should result in a suit that is finished on all edges.)

KIDS' ADVENTURE BAGS FROM CARGO PANTS (TUTORIAL)

 I love the Nature Explorer Bag from Chez Beeper Bebe, but I've been procrastinating on figuring out the details of that pattern since I saw it. Still, it must have been bouncing around in my brain somewhere, because when I needed a way to recycle my favorite cargo pants, inspiration struck. Today I made these bags for my kids. They're pretty simple. Each bag requires half a pair of cargo pants, less than half a yard of fabric (for lining), about a yard or so of strapping, and some sort of clasp (I used overall buckles, which was convenient since there were two in the package, and they were pretty cheap for clasps).

Cut out a cargo pocket and a back pocket, keeping the pocket and flaps intact. Then cut about 15-20 inches from the bottom of the pant leg, depending on the size of bag and size of top flap that you want, and also how much leg you have available.


Turn the pant leg upside down and lay it flat- the hem of the leg will be the opening of your bag. From the bottom of the leg (previously the top) cut a notch on each side, through both layers of fabric. the notch should be 1" wide and 1.5" tall (it's hard to see the black fabric in my picture, but you can get an idea of the shape from the yellow lining.

Then, fold your lining fabric in half and place the leg on top of it. Cut a similar shape (two layers), except 1/2" larger on the top edge and on each long side edge. The notches and bottom edge will be exactly the same.

Hand- or machine-sew the cargo pocket to the front of the pant leg, just above the notches (hard to see in my picture, but I promise it's there). Hand- or machine-sew the back pocket to the right side of one of the lining pieces, in a similar place or in the middle of the piece - just remember that the top of each piece will be creating a flap, so leave enough room for that. This will be a "secret" inside pocket.

 Place the other lining piece on top of the piece with the pocket (right sides together) and sew along each long side edge and the long bottom edge, but not the notches. Use a .5" seam allowance, especially if you took my cutting directions very literally.

 Pinch the notches so that the seams line up, creating two short, flat edges. Sew these edges closed. Repeat this process with the pants leg, turning it inside out and sewing the bottom seam, then the notch area. Of course, this piece doesn't have side seams; just match the edges.

 Turn the pants leg right side out. Leave the lining inside out (well, right side out for the lining, but it should be the opposite of the pants leg). Stuff the lining into the leg, making sure that the inner pocket is on the back wall of the bag and the outer pocket is on the front. Fold down about half an inch of the lining and pin the fold to the hemmed edge of the leg. In general I'm not a big fan of pinning, but here I do recommend it for two reasons: 1. I suggest making this a very narrow seam, close to the edge of the back, and 2. the width of the lining may not be exactly the width of the bag, so you might want to know if that's going to be a problem before you start sewing. Then, sew it. I sewed pretty much as close to the edge as possible.

If your buckle is like mine, cut a 3" piece of webbing and a piece long enough for a shoulder strap (my kids are small; my straps are about 25"). If the edges start to fray and your strap is synthetic, you can carefully hold the end near a flame until it melts just a tiny bit, which should stop that. Thread the short piece through the buckle, double it over, and sew the webbing to the top lip of the back of the bag, so it can flop over to the front. A pretty good way to attach webbing is to sew a square on it, an "x" through the square, and then go over it all at least one more time for strength. Sew the ends of the long strap to the sides of the bag in the same way, below where you want it to flap over. Attach the other part of the buckle or clasp, and the bag is done!

I've sewn two of these things now, but if I were to make another I think I would increase the flap length - which would mean keeping the front pocket low, the inner pocket medium low, and the straps attached lower than they are shown here.

Yudu Voodoo (and the amazing Cabbyrinth)

So, I like to screen print. I sort of like to go to AIR, but printing involves a lot of down time, and I can't really afford to spend a couple of hours waiting around for screens to dry every time I want to print something.

I read something somewhere about the Yudu printing machine, and I agonized about whether to get one, because it sounded easy. So many good reviews, but so many terrible reviews, also. Argh!

In the end, of course, I got one, or you wouldn't be reading this post.  I made this awesome print of a cabbyrinth. It worked great. Yay!  That's it. You're done now, unless you want to read a technical Yudu review.

The Yudu is a single unit that burns and drys your screen and then you also fit the screen in the top of it to print. The people in the reviews mostly complain about the emulsion sheets that come with the machine. These get dampened and stuck to the screen, and it would be really convenient if they worked at all, but they don't seem to. I certainly messed both of mine up, and it was all my fault, but since they cost $10 each I wasn't interested in experimenting any further.

Luckily, because of the reviews I had read, I also got the Hack the Yudu kit. This is a pretty straightforward liquid emulsion kit that costs $60 for tons and tons of uses, and will cost even less to replace since I'll only have to buy the consumables. Also because of the reviews, I got the Yudu squeegee pro (like a normal squeegee) to replace the lousy fake one that comes with the machine, and I used regular Speedball ink (much, much cheaper than the Yudu brand).

All this modification was totally worth it, because my first screen emulsified, burned, rinsed, and dried out perfectly. I started printing and got twenty (!) totally clean prints before I ran out of paper.

I'm sure if you're handy you could build your own printing set-up cheaper than the Yudu. But for some mysterious reason, I've never gotten results like this, including at art school. I guess I'm pretty sold.

If you're curious about trying it, definitely look around and maybe wait for a sale. I forget exactly how much mine cost, but it was well under $200 (a pretty deep discount). Then check out the videos on YouTube. People there can tell you everything you could possibly want to know about printing with the Yudu.

(Cabbyrinth print available in my Etsy shop!)

Vegan cheeseball

in honor of finding a few extra copies of veganisn't, here is a recipe for vegan cheeze ball. no, it's not exactly like cheese, but it is damn good with crackers.








1 block extra firm, non-silken tofu
1 C nutritional yeast flakes
1 C cashews and/or almonds
1 C pecans
2 t garlic powder
1 t lemon juice
1 t vinegar
1 t salt

pulverize the cashews or almonds in a food processor. when they are finely ground, add everything else except the pecans, and keep processing until everything becomes a paste and starts to ball up. chop the pecans. make the paste into a ball or log shape, and roll in the pecans pieces. serve with crackers or something to spread it on. (it's also good with a splash of red wine or a few drops of liquid smoke for a slightly different flavor.)

if you want a copy of veganisn't, see the new etsy shop feature on the right side of my blog.

awesome vegan almond butter brownies

i've finally found a recipe for vegan brownies that doesn't taste like a chocolate sponge! it's adapted from the vegan brownies recipe at allrecipes.



1 C melted coconut oil
1 C water
1 t almond extract
2 C sugar
2 C flour
3/4 C cocoa powder
1 t baking powder
1 t salt
1/2 C almond butter

preheat the oven to 350. mix the oil, water, extract and sugar. mix the flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt in another bowl. oil a 9"x13" pan or two 8" or 9" rounds. combine the wet and dry ingredients and pour into the pan(s). dot the almond butter over the surface of the brownie and then swirl a knife through the batter in a spiral and/or criss-cross pattern to make a marbled effect. bake for about 30 minutes, then cool. these are mushy when hot but have a dense, fudgey texture when cool.

and of course, you can do them without the almond butter and with any flavor of extract.