when i write for ehow, i spend a lot of time being amused by the bizarre titles that they request. i don't know how they come up with these titles, but they are on a real list that ehow writers can pick from, write articles about, and be paid for. here are some of my favorites from last week:
how to tame a praying mantis
how to train a hamster to come when you call
how to extract wisdom teeth
how to give yourself accupuncture
how to use nuts
how to train to be a ninja easily
how to train to be a ninja with a low budget
how to train to be a ninja using stuff you find at home
how to walk on the ceiling
how to wear legwarmers
how to tell your parents you're becoming a satanist
how to get crunk
needless to say, i did not write any of these articles.
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